Weezdajuice

To the frog outside my bedroom window. I’ll have you know, I wait for you before I get into bed each night.

It’s been a year now, I know you know I’ve resorted to keeping my window open all night and all day.

Lay on the ground with your palms flat and firm on the ground. Lend your ear to the cold heartbeat of the world beneath us.

To anyone that reads this, you don’t have to do that last part. Just swallow an orange whole, rind and all, it will have the same effect.